step away from the coat
The clock neared time for kick off. Anticipation in the stadium grew. Fans were eager to see the stars of the Philadelphia Eagles and the Indianapolis Colts teams take the field. Then this fool strolls across the grass in his big a** fur coat.
Yes, flamboyant Philadelphia sports reporter Howard Eskin. I never noticed it until now, but he looks EXACTLY like the king in the Burger King ads. This is not a compliment. That thing is creepy as hell.