Anatomy of an NFL Player's Tweets
In the NFL and new to twitter? Not sure what you should tweet to your followers? Not to worry. After extensive study and research of the tweets of existing players on Twitter, I have created a guide about what to discuss with your fans:
1. Mention play of video game--perferably Madden but occasionally display diversified video game interests.
@Philgood50: RT @912mal @Philgood50 Yo Phil how are you on that new Madden? We gotta get a game in- man I like madden 10 better but ill still woop u n 11
2. Mention food--desire for it, fact that you are about to have it, or recap of your enjoyment of it.
@Pat1McAfee: Just had the best steak of my life at Elways Steakhouse. Now relaxing till meetings, all these clocks are two hours behind it's so weird.
3. Wrecklessly use the term "lol." As a punctuation, comma, and/or an exclamation. Even if not actually laughing out loud.
@LeonardWeaver: @_SoCaL_Eagle_ lol?????