Public Service Announcement: Avoid Contact with This Man

Due to a snowpocalypse in Philadelphia, the scheduled Sunday Night Football game between the Minnesota Vikings and the Philadelphia Eagles was postponed until Tuesday night at 8 pm.

That means that this man is stranded in Philadelphia. With two unplanned days free. He seems to not be so great with using his free time in a productive way, so this is a matter of public concern.

If you see him, do not make eye contact. Move away slowly and swiftly. And do not, by any means, provide him with your cell phone number.

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